Neither Heroine Nor Villainess

After today’s struggle with dressing myself (and you’d think after 42 years, I’d pretty much have that one on autopilot) I have but ONE thought — Never shall I have either heroine or villainess wear one of those laughable, horrendous contraptions I fought with this morning….. a bra where the straps hook into the back. I’d say I looked like a dog chasing it’s tail, but I’m pretty sure the dog would have had a higher success rate.